Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
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