why didn't you poke me back
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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