I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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