Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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