CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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