I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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