You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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