I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
