there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
