how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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