Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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