ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
This baby is an asshole
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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