so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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