I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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