normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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