: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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