So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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