did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You were trust falling into bushes
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
