omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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