Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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