OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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