Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
