So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Randomize
