That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
It's just like the Real World with babies
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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