I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
