Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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