weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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