Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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