you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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