Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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