they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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