return my video game
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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