I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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