I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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