You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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