Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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