Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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