What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
