i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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