I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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