Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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