I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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