I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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