fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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