Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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