Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We have so much sex to catch up on
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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