Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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