i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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