I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Congratulations! We have a period
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