So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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