how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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