Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
It's rum buckets o'clock
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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