Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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