ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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